How to pass a drug test for weed (easiest way and real way)
Pass a drug test the same day Warning: This video is not meant to promote the use of illegal drugs. The purpose of this video is public education. This is the real explanation with real facts. First I'll tell you how to pass the test and then I will show the facts. Ask yourself this simple question. When is the test? If you have more than one week before the test, do a lot of exercise and the day before the test stop: eat a lot and be lazy. I'll explain later. The day of the test keep being lazy and keep eating. Drink a lot of water until your urine looks clear. Clear urine means that you're hydrated and there's nothing wrong with that. If you only have a few days before the test don't waste your time trying to get rid of THC because you won't. Best way is to hide it. Remember they can read lectures of ng/ml or 0.000000001 g/ml . They test mostly for THC acid in urine. Eat a lot and don't exercise, and the day of the test drink a lot of water. Cranberry juice is a natural diuretic, so it will help you pee a lot. THC will appear in the urine 4 hours after smoked. To get a better understanding read these guide questions. Depending on the answer you will have an idea of how long the THC will be in your system. Add or subtract time depending on the answer using these base questions. 1) How frequently do you smoke? More than 2 times per week- The THC will be in the body approx. 20-60 days Less than 2 days per week- The THC will be in the body approx. 4-12 days (some times more ...
December 30th, 2011 - 09:16
@Joey71420
well, the day before the drug test, i dont smoke. i take 1600 mg of no-flush niacin and drink a gallon of water within 2 and a half hours of taking the niacin. then when you wake up in the morning, your piss is clean. at least i know for sure it works for weed, but i have no idea about other drugs. ive never tried niacin with anything other than bud. and you can smoke all the way up to the day before you take the niacin
December 30th, 2011 - 09:54
@MCML89 did u pass?
December 30th, 2011 - 10:14
@tombeals69 how often do u have to take nicin before the drug test?
December 30th, 2011 - 11:11
or do this….. get someone elses urine who is 100% clean. O_O ive done it.
December 30th, 2011 - 11:18
Didnt work for me
December 30th, 2011 - 12:01
thanks for info and thank u again
December 30th, 2011 - 12:40
niacin and water. thats the key
December 30th, 2011 - 13:36
@noni606 People like you make me sick lil guy. I did this method once, but it worked after smoked cronic and mids the week of. Smoked, blunts, joints, gravity bongs, waterfalls, bowls, and regular bongs w/ perks & defusers. Still worked, youre a dumb bitch you know nothin about the human body
December 30th, 2011 - 14:26
@MCML89 Well, Did you pass your test?
December 30th, 2011 - 15:17
…Lost my job … now looking for another one !! Boom shankarrrrrrrrrr !!!
December 30th, 2011 - 15:44
fuck i smoke a full bowl 2 times per every other hour…. wonder how long that would travel with me
December 30th, 2011 - 16:02
nothing works
December 30th, 2011 - 16:31
wat if i am 5’10″ 120 lbs. super fast metabolism, very active all the time. stopped smoking for only 36 hours before test. within the first 24 hours i did a couple extremmmme workouts and sweated a shit load. like never before. i pissed like 10 pure clean times that day. i happened to get sick that night before the test (throwup, diahria) all night. and i sweated alot. before the test i drank as much water as my weak stomach cud take. my piss was normal color for the test. think i passed ???????
December 30th, 2011 - 17:21
Just keep it simple.If you’re taking a piss test for a job,have someone with clean piss urinate into a small travel size shampoo bottle and then go buy a tight pair of boxer briefs.Put the shampoo bottle filled with piss underneath your nutsack and the boxer briefs will hold them tightly to your nuts and leg.You nuts have a natural high temperature because that’s what helps produce sperm.Make sure you leave that bottle under your nuts for about 2 hours at the least and it will be perfect temp.
December 30th, 2011 - 17:29
lol Warning: This video is not meant to promote the use of illegal drugs. The purpose of this video is public education. *Transition* get your smoke on, and drank on!! lol
December 30th, 2011 - 17:36
@thepurppuffer ha ha…bro this is INDIA . i know my job will go if i fail but “COURT” there are no such stringent rules ..you can work things out they’ll not put your career at stake for this …
December 30th, 2011 - 18:06
@joiedevivre1987 Get ready for court
December 30th, 2011 - 18:21
it’s been 8-9 days i hav’nt smoked…i have 5-6 days to test i have started exercising now … and i am lean .6 feet and 60 kgs … what are my chances ?? i smoked almost a year regularly
December 30th, 2011 - 18:57
Hey I’m 5’10 and 150 pds. I smoke 3 grams over a period of 2 weeks of KB, the last day I smoked was Nov 3rd. I have a drug test for the military on the 27th. I workout: running, etc at least 2-3 times a week. I also have fast metabolism. Will I be fine? I mean that is only 24 days from the time I stopped to the day I get tested..
December 30th, 2011 - 19:03
@noni606 were you even able to comprehend anything I just explained? THC is stored in FAT where does fat go when its burned?? you PISS, SWEAT, BREATHE it out after its used as energy…. how else would you be able to detect THC in piss???
December 30th, 2011 - 19:20
bro 1 more thing… if i eat nothing for a few days … the body will start using it’s own stored fat…the more i starve the more stored fat will burn along that will burn THC and also parallely doing whatever exercise i can afford… does it makes sense or am i wrong ??
December 30th, 2011 - 19:37
@FuckMoneyGetBitches1 dont be such a bitch admit you were wrong and you dont know shit about this and stop pretengding you do. Stop the inbreed and maybe you will get smarter kids not dumb retards like you that still believe that humans sweat fat.
December 30th, 2011 - 20:06
bro what do you mean by “eat between meals” .. eat what ?? do u mean any eatable thing that comes in my way?
December 30th, 2011 - 20:15
@PSILOCYBETRIBE I dont see the relationship with sweat and THC no way you will excrete any thc acids in sweat.
December 30th, 2011 - 21:10
@noni606 oh and btw… drinking ROOM TEMPERATURE water fasting is the best way to rid your body of toxins, disease, and weight, and the more weight you lose, the more fat is burned. the more fat thats burned, chances are, so is the thc. I’ve had a brief conversation with a guy with a Ph.D about how I could pass a drug test in a week.